Welcome back to the 3rd episode of our series “How to fetch (x) from city A to city B for no costs”
Last episodes covered the transport of art works via Train and Airplane. This time we’ll show you how-to get an artist to an exhibition opening for free.
Step 1: Buy a train ticket and step into the desired train at city A
Step 2: Unpack some belongings, put on headphones and fall asleep immediatly
Step 3: When the ticket guy stops by, keep sleeping like you’ve been in this train for hours already. He will remember you from now on and never ask again.
Step 4: Arrive at city B and enjoy cartier champagne at the exhibition opening. Go to the next train station and return your unused ticket.
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‘step 2: pretent to be a mark jenkins sculpture’ ….
Don’t try this in Italy. They fine you if you don’t time-stamp your ticket before getting on the train.
How is it no cost if you buy a ticket in step 1?
Nevermind, didn’t read step 4
WTF dont u half to get back to point A??
lol yo bono, but that’s another story ;)
>Step 4 […] Go to the next train station >and return your unused ticket.
won’t work in Germany.
They don’t return “unused” tickets anymore.
( even impossible-to-have-been- -used-yet-tickets are only exchanged for a fee if i remember correctly)
it is quite sad that most train stations these days are horrendously overloaded :
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