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Welcome back to the 3rd episode of our series “How to fetch (x) from city A to city B for no costs”
Last episodes covered the transport of art works via Train and Airplane. This time we’ll show you how-to get an artist to an exhibition opening for free.


Step 1: Buy a train ticket and step into the desired train at city A

Step 2: Unpack some belongings, put on headphones and fall asleep immediatly

Step 3: When the ticket guy stops by, keep sleeping like you’ve been in this train for hours already. He will remember you from now on and never ask again.

Step 4: Arrive at city B and enjoy cartier champagne at the exhibition opening. Go to the next train station and return your unused ticket.

Posted on September 7, 2009



  1. A-RAM says:

    ‘step 2: pretent to be a mark jenkins sculpture’ ….

  2. ugoose says:

    Don’t try this in Italy. They fine you if you don’t time-stamp your ticket before getting on the train.

  3. samuel says:

    How is it no cost if you buy a ticket in step 1?

  4. samuel says:

    Nevermind, didn’t read step 4

  5. bono says:

    WTF dont u half to get back to point A??

  6. tttttobi says:

    lol yo bono, but that’s another story ;)

  7. doesnt work says:

    >Step 4 […] Go to the next train station >and return your unused ticket.

    won’t work in Germany.

    They don’t return “unused” tickets anymore.
    ( even impossible-to-have-been- -used-yet-tickets are only exchanged for a fee if i remember correctly)

  8. it is quite sad that most train stations these days are horrendously overloaded :

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