How To Fetch An Artist From Freiburg (City A) To An Exhibition In Paris (City B) For No Costs
Welcome back to the 3rd episode of our series “How to fetch (x) from city A to city B for no costs”
Last episodes covered the transport of art works via Train and Airplane. This time we’ll show you how-to get an artist to an exhibition opening for free.
Step 1: Buy a train ticket and step into the desired train at city A
Step 2: Unpack some belongings, put on headphones and fall asleep immediatly
Step 3: When the ticket guy stops by, keep sleeping like you’ve been in this train for hours already. He will remember you from now on and never ask again.
Step 4: Arrive at city B and enjoy cartier champagne at the exhibition opening. Go to the next train station and return your unused ticket.
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A-RAM added these pithy words on Sep 07 09 at 9:58 amyesss!
’step 2: pretent to be a mark jenkins sculpture’ ….
ugoose added these pithy words on Sep 07 09 at 8:08 pmDon’t try this in Italy. They fine you if you don’t time-stamp your ticket before getting on the train.
samuel added these pithy words on Sep 07 09 at 11:11 pmHow is it no cost if you buy a ticket in step 1?
tttttobi added these pithy words on Sep 09 09 at 5:42 pmlol yo bono, but that’s another story ;)
doesnt work added these pithy words on Sep 13 09 at 7:38 pm>Step 4 [...] Go to the next train station >and return your unused ticket.
won’t work in Germany.
They don’t return “unused” tickets anymore.
( even impossible-to-have-been- -used-yet-tickets are only exchanged for a fee if i remember correctly)
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