The USB ports on my computer are treated with respect. However sometimes I am in a hurry and do not have the time to properly “eject”. I feel very bad for my computer because I know it’s not voicing how it actually feels every time I insert or “eject”.
Every time you insert or “eject” any USB device your computer makes a sexual moan. The noise could be a woman’s moan, a dog bark who knows, a scream, no matter what it is shit would be ill.
People should have more expressive experiences with their comps (companions-computer).
I aint a programmer. Â is this a difficult task? Â am i a sicko?
This a browser extension which turns all instances of Mitt Romney to Mittens Romney on web pages. ( Mitt is short for Mittens!!!! )
I’m convinced that nobody in the US would accept having a president named Mittens, so I am releasing a tool to highlight his real ( and rather cute ) name.
Screen shot of the installed extension:
A huffington post article made that bit more silly:
An example google search (before & after installing Mittens):
Install Mittens:
What are you waiting for? Get Mittens Now!
Click to install Mittens Chrome Extension
Download and Install Mittens Safari Extension ( then double click to install )
Click to install Mittens Firefox Extension ( 1.0.1 – New! )
Note: Firefox version was automatically made with this tool and isn’t working on google search results. Working on getting it working 100%. Update: Thanks to Greg Leuch – we have a much better 1.0.1 Firefox version, with google search result integration.
You can grab the code or contribute to the project on github:
https://github.com/ofTheo/mittens/
Credits:
Made by Theo Watson.
Thanks to Greg Leuch for Shaved Biever which the Chrome version is based off of.
Icon is from the header from this cat heavy Mittens Romney site.
My first music videos-only mixtape. Some of my favorites from this year (18 videos, 1 short film). Made with VHX.
For maximum effect click & watch full-browser.
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