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In the midst of Fucking Google all week long, my new computer finally arrived (took them a month to ship it – fuck that!). It occurred to me that I should share some of the lust that we’ve been slathering on The Goog with her prettier older sister, Apple, who, as we all know, has more bangin’ hardware. Anyways, what follows is a very special unboxing, screencast and screencaptured live for your viewing pleasure.

BTW, if you’re in Berlin at Transmediale checking out the FUCK GOOGLE installation, look for this video right above the G-Hole (pictured below):

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Posted on February 3, 2010



  1. ben says:

    Hey guys, I’m trying to click “Flag this broadcast as inappropriate” on the video at the top but it doesn’t work!


  2. Randy says:

    We’re comfortable with our man on machine loving on this site

  3. coxy says:

    I think my floppy just turned into a hard drive.

  4. chickenplucker says:

    That was the funniest damn thing I’ve seen all week, awesome man, just awesome.

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  6. lol says:

    apple fanboys really are gay..

  7. - says:

    but why the yellow “o”?

  8. Brownies says:

    This is great, you can do a 27 inches with your 1, but could you stick an iPad in your ass???

  9. wooosh2 says:

    He’ll never have a girl friend, but that’s ok that he’s gay. Most mac uers are…

  10. crapple says:

    Apple raped the poor guy when he was a kid.

  11. crapple says:

    Ha ha ha. HA HA HA. You are so funny and original. HA HA HA. *yawn* Ha ha ha.

  12. Lance says:

    So… you’re retarded?

  13. Hank says:

    Apple products suck and are overpriced.

  14. fuck apple says:

    I am so looking forward to smashing my iMac as soon as I’m done with this project! I will publish!

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