Shaved Bieber Fan Mailz

As the Belieber fan mailz rolls in, you can see this and more of the highlights of my inbox and Twitter stream at http://shavedbieber.tumblr.com.

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COMMENTS

nearly well said – as if she almost makes a valid argument!

Mary V added these pithy words on May 25 10 at 2:59 pm

Oh Noes! Not WWII!

Shitbubbles added these pithy words on May 25 10 at 3:29 pm

OH MY GOD!! the biebarmy is going to start WWIII!!!!

ROFLMAO added these pithy words on May 25 10 at 6:09 pm

haha, the next guy that MOSTLY everyone is against. That’s a fair and balanced review of Hitlers reception if I ever saw one.

Personally I never heard about Bieber until the FAT-post :)

monki added these pithy words on May 25 10 at 7:21 pm

LOL

jimbean added these pithy words on May 25 10 at 8:49 pm

BIEBERCAUST

anonymous added these pithy words on May 25 10 at 10:54 pm

BIEBERCAUST

anonymous!! added these pithy words on May 25 10 at 10:55 pm

BIEBERCAUST

anonymous!!!!! added these pithy words on May 25 10 at 10:56 pm

BIEBERCAUST

anonymous! added these pithy words on May 25 10 at 10:56 pm

BIEBERCAUST ’10

Anonymous added these pithy words on May 25 10 at 10:57 pm

THE BIEBERCAUST

anonymous added these pithy words on May 25 10 at 10:59 pm

BIEBERCAUST

anonymous~ added these pithy words on May 25 10 at 11:00 pm

BIEBERCAUST

anonymous added these pithy words on May 25 10 at 11:01 pm

B-B-B-BIEBERCAUST

anonymous added these pithy words on May 25 10 at 11:02 pm

BIEBERCAUST 2010!

anon. added these pithy words on May 25 10 at 11:02 pm

BIEBERCAUST

anon.... added these pithy words on May 25 10 at 11:04 pm

and i was like
BIEBER
BIEBER
BIEBERCAAAUUUST

anonymous added these pithy words on May 25 10 at 11:10 pm

thank you for this. thank you soooo much :) you are amazing for this.

bunny added these pithy words on May 25 10 at 11:32 pm

BIEBERHAUST

anonymous added these pithy words on May 26 10 at 1:38 am

If bieber was jewish i would have supported the holocaust

pen15 added these pithy words on May 26 10 at 2:57 pm

omg gleuch u started the BIEBERCAUST. I hope to god you have been taking self defense classes b/c you’re about to become victim to the 12 year old girl version of Inglorious Basterds.

bennett4$enate added these pithy words on May 26 10 at 3:33 pm

Proof that Beiber is a pretentious little boy and nothing more.

Also its quite ironic how all of the people hating on “Shaved Beiber” are asking @gleuch to grow up; when there are spelling mistakes all the way through there comments!

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/music/bieber-tells-tv-staffer-to-not-fking-touch-me/story-e6frfn09-1225871847229

Robin added these pithy words on May 26 10 at 9:10 pm

Comedy gold. Keeps on giving.

envirotex added these pithy words on May 26 10 at 9:54 pm

Dude.
I
FUCKING
LOVE YOU.

Tanvir added these pithy words on May 27 10 at 12:14 pm

Hahaha, viva la F.A.T.

Chickenplucker added these pithy words on May 27 10 at 1:32 pm

This is hilarious

I don’t think half of these mindless beiber-zombies realize that this app is meant for people who are tired of seeing his face and name absolutely EVERYWHERE on the internet. Comparing this application (which is optional to get mind you) to the holocaust is both stupid and pretentious

they need to grow up and lose their unnatural obsession to this singer

Observer added these pithy words on May 28 10 at 2:40 am

hahahahaha, good get rid of the little sh!t altogether!

dude added these pithy words on May 28 10 at 2:58 pm

Oh my gosh these girls need to stop going so crazy over Justin Bieber. He doesn’t KNOW you and doesn’t CARE about you! The chances of you ever meeting the queer hobknocker? Slim to NONE. What losers. Seriously, guys? Get a LIFE.

what losers added these pithy words on May 28 10 at 3:57 pm

If people don’t like the idea of the program, why don’t they just not use it?

Victor added these pithy words on May 28 10 at 6:27 pm

let the games begin!

On a serious note though.. ( was asked before )… Is there a Sarah Palin version of this?

anonymous added these pithy words on May 28 10 at 6:51 pm

WOw I seriously love you
fuck justin bieber
the kid needs to seriously DIE.

Why is it that NOBODY can see what that little idiot really is?:/

An annoying brat, whiney little 11 year old that hasn;t even dropped his balls yet? Not to mention, he’s way too full of himself. Kid shut the fuck up, stop wearing American Apparel, you make Dov charney look bad.

Fuck you, disgrace to Canadians.

Britt added these pithy words on May 28 10 at 9:42 pm

LOOL this is so funny

funnnnnnnyyyy added these pithy words on May 29 10 at 3:15 am

OH GOSH!!!!!
Why won’t the haters leave justin alone and the beliebers leave the haters alone???!!!!
Why can’t we all just get along and leave justin bieber alone and let him do what he likes to do.
He is human after all, and he doesn’t deserve any ‘fucking death’ or ‘dropping of balls’ thats just inhuman and plain childish, shame on you foolish haters, please act like your age unless you are 6 , then again, even 6 year olds know f words now… and beliebers leave haters alone, the more you scold them, the more they get back at you, don’t you see?
Am i the only person wise enough to see this? =p

Brandon added these pithy words on May 29 10 at 10:57 am

wow….ok, I knew his fans were crazy, but if they are comparing all of this to wwII, does this mean they are an army or somethin?

Pilleroaetum added these pithy words on May 29 10 at 9:50 pm

I LOVE YOU MAN.

I love you added these pithy words on May 29 10 at 10:38 pm

Brandon is completely right. After coming in here day after day to watch the madness what was once amusing is now reaching the realm of the absurd. As Brandon says, calm down and take a chill pill, everyone! Can’t we all get along? Telling Justin to die? That’s insanity! And comparing Shaved Bieber to an act by one of the world’s worst war criminals? Preposterous! While those who seek to have less attention paid to the Western world’s pop stars may have a valid argument about the monopolization of media outlets and their reliance on fewer, aggregated news sources, those who have decided to lash out in violence, whether intentional or not, need to realize that violence is never the answer. These people need to look no further than my own story to see where violence leads. I spent the first formative years of my life in a constant state of anger and frustration over the things I believed in and the things that I couldn’t understand. It wasn’t long before that anger was transformed into violence and soon, I was getting into fights every single day. I got in one particularly bad fight and my mom got scared and she said “You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.” I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, “Nah, forget it. Yo, holmes to Bel-Air!” I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, “Yo holmes smell ya later!” Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

Baby Beibus added these pithy words on May 30 10 at 11:34 am

God, they are actually Bieber-Zombies, go create a religion too crazies!

Dimitris added these pithy words on May 30 10 at 1:53 pm

You are frikin’ amazing, now you just need one for twilight….., but hey I bet ya’ there’s already a cult formed in your honor! >;)

Your biggest fan added these pithy words on May 30 10 at 8:50 pm

hahahaha this chick thinks the whole worlds coming to an end because Bieber (a 16 year old dipshit) is getting covered up? GOOD! I’m glad he’s getting covered up. he looks like a girl and sings like one too. Oh and BTW i don’t think this “shaved bieber” program is going to start another holocaust. Just want to give you a heads up ALEX.

SHAVED BIEBER FTW!! added these pithy words on May 31 10 at 9:57 am

Counter trolling and anti-Bieber technology. Now we just need ones for Rick-rolls and things like that I can think of. GOOD WORK AND KEEP IT UP.

Snakeman added these pithy words on May 31 10 at 11:00 am

Great job!!!

Ricardo Rayol added these pithy words on Jun 01 10 at 4:05 pm

Seriously people, think. Anyone who is actually educated, should know that comparing this program to WWII and the Holocaust is wrong. To start off with, during the Holocaust A LOT of good innocent people lost their lives simply because of an out of control ruler. The Shaved Bieber program is just a program used to make surfing the web a little more enjoyable. Not all people who get on the internet are fan of this young man. If we choose to block his face and name from future things, it is our perogative. As for those Bieber fans out there. To each their own. There is no reason to start fights, or even act out over such a minor thing. It is not the end of the world I assure you. If parents choose to block the boy from computers, its not something that should be argued with. I am sure a parent would not block him unless they see that the interest is turning into an obsession. The simple answer for the kids throwing a fit over it is…the parents probably own the computer, and they more then likely paid for it. Show a little respect. Its not like they enjoy hearing their kids throw a hissy. Last, for those who are obsessed. I suggest getting help. You obviously do not know what a healthy interest is. Bieber may get on t.v. and thank his fans, and he may get on the radio and thank them as well. It does not mean he is personally thanking you. He does not know all of you, and I am sure if he did meet you, he would be embarrassed to know that you have developed such an unhealthy obsession.

Voice of Reason added these pithy words on Jun 02 10 at 4:46 am

Any chance of you expanding on this application for Mac OS X? Love this software. People take stuff too seriously. It does a useful function by letting me filter out news and pictures that I don’t want. People filter out porn all the time, why can’t I filter out something that annoys me more than that? I cannot stand crazed fans who act like idiots.

A young woman who is sick of Justin Bieber news. added these pithy words on Jun 02 10 at 11:45 am

Sans dec degagez ce Justin Biber-on …
J’ai lu une partie des commentaires des fans et je dirait que vu certains propos raciaux certain feraient mieux de faire attention a ce qu’ils publient en ligne …

Los cleanos added these pithy words on Jun 02 10 at 11:47 am

Please, PLEASE make a program like this for Twilight and ANY of the actors from Twilight! I’m sick of hearing about them too! :D

Cumo added these pithy words on Jun 02 10 at 11:47 am

Justin Bieber…don’t get it…he’s sort of cute…but becoming slightly pretencious..which comes with fame…your one moment of fame is fading….bye bye JB…..don’t see a future for this one…

Joanne added these pithy words on Jun 02 10 at 1:05 pm

This is for Greg,and whoever else came up with this blocking strategy, please tell me how to do it, I would love to block Justin Bieber from everything on my computer, please enlighten me.

mariska added these pithy words on Jun 02 10 at 2:02 pm

Greg you are my hero, srsly. All the fans that hate should take a break from JB and listen to real musicians like The Beatles and Queen. Maybe then they would understand.

BamBam added these pithy words on Jun 03 10 at 12:20 am

@Observer: Yeah, they think it’s some sort of global censorship, I guess Bieber fans can’t read either which only shows how very stupid they are.

TE added these pithy words on Jun 03 10 at 10:08 am

i hope you choke – leave bieber alone – WHAT DID HE DO TO YOU?!! guys only hate JB cos most girl LURRRRV him – jealous!

sarah added these pithy words on Jun 03 10 at 2:18 pm

SO glad to have a way to clean up my browsing experience. Not being on Myspace was a start… this closes the rest of the loopholes for me.

And no Sarah… we hate all annoying pop stars… Bieber just happens to be at the top of the annoying list right now. How would you like it if spam and crap from Iron Maiden or Tool was all over your browsing experience? What if your favorite radio station bombarded you with their music 24/7? You’d be crying too.

Wake up you little shits. Your music sucks.

grog added these pithy words on Jun 03 10 at 2:48 pm

why would adults go out of their way to do something so sad to a younger boy..get a hobbie please..there obviously obsessed with bieber to go to all this trouble over him.. Concentrate on your own life loser.

biebs added these pithy words on Jun 03 10 at 3:27 pm

Everyone knows that people that hate bieber are just jelous of him.. just be happy for someone else’s success and better things might happen to you!

biebs added these pithy words on Jun 03 10 at 3:29 pm

THANK GOD,CAN YOU MAKE ONE FOR JAY LENO, LETTERMAN, AND OBAMA?

tim added these pithy words on Jun 03 10 at 3:34 pm

Lmao these hate messages are hilarious. It just proves that beiber fans are fucking idiots. These people are worse than die hard kurt cobain fans. (no offence to cobain fans)

Captari_E92 added these pithy words on Jun 04 10 at 9:23 pm

THANK YOU I LOVE YOU

Kevin added these pithy words on Jun 05 10 at 10:53 pm

Bieberz by Handles

Take a werd from yer Handles,
Walk a mile in my sandles,
De werld is a twisted place,
Gettin tired of Bieberz face.
I’m a man who gots no fear,
I’ll make my werdz plain an clear,
Limelite godhood isn’t swell,
You’ll trade heaven in fer hell.

All dose Bieberz fans R n00bs,
Dey don’t evin got no boobs,
Dey mite not evin sho it,
But dey can all go blo it.
De’ve got nothin to swagga,
Got no bootie to shagga,
De’ve got a skrach dey can’t itch,
Can’t wait to shaddup deir bitch.

His “art” is far from flawless,
Like his fans can’t go brawless,
Teenie-bopper gutter-snipez,
Buy into de Bieber-hypez.
Deir lozin all deir sensez,
Chokin on small uffencez,
Deir fightin fer him looks odd,
If hez sucha demigod.

Up an away – here we go,
Dis Justin Bieberz doe-doe,
Want to get him off dose screenz,
An mess me up dose preteenz.
Dey still ain’t got no boobies,
Dose liddle Bieberz n00bies,
I’m not lookin fer no thanx,
Justa knockin up dose skanx.

A Bieberz revolushun,
No-Bieber constitushun,
A no-tallent apartheid,
Itz a Bieberz Biebercide.
Shootin down aspirashunz,
Media constipashunz,
Itz anuff to give me gas,
All his fans can kiss my ass!

-To my bruthas in hip-hop:
“Run wit it – have fun wit it” ~ Handles

Handles added these pithy words on Jun 06 10 at 3:24 pm

http://twitter.com/LyndaSlaim I just found this girl whose every tweets are for justin beiber. So incredible monomaniac.

wonderponey added these pithy words on Jun 06 10 at 6:16 pm

Finish with this program, Justin Bieber is the best and have no right to end his dream.

Because you have to put up with him, he has done something?
Or is that only by envy ¿

I love justin bieber added these pithy words on Jun 07 10 at 10:26 am

This application is completely fine! You don’t HAVE to download or even pay attention to it if you don’t want to. It’s people’s choice to download this app. You bieber fans make me sick. The fans are worse than the fuckin “artist”

Captari_E92 added these pithy words on Jun 07 10 at 5:48 pm

Hey, this app is cool and all but is there a way to optimize it on chrome since it takes a few seconds before you can actually click on the next link when you load a page which is kind of annoying.

craig added these pithy words on Jun 09 10 at 5:43 pm

I am 39 years old, and yes, that is probably ancient to some of you. However, it is true that with age comes wisdom.

History has a perverted way of repeating itself… over and over again. I remember the insanity of the Cabbage Patch Doll craze that saw elderly grandmothers being violently knocked down to the floor and people being trampled in toy stores all across North America in the mad rush to get that butt-ugly doll. I remember something similar happening regarding the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I remember the unreasoning hysteria over Elvis, Michael Jackson, The Beatles, Madonna and Milli-Vanilli. In every case, there wasn’t any objectivity from the media let alone any responsible handling of the subjects. Only a load of media hype and tripe. That is, until Justin Bieber came along.

What sets Justin Bieber apart from the aforementioned fads is the nature of this fad. It is by far more political, intrusive and aggressive in its nature. Wherever you go on television, radio, the Internet or the printed media – he’s there. No folks, this isn’t a simple case of reporting the news let alone acknowledging someone’s talent. This has become an issue of the powers governing the media going so far as to TELL people what they are to like. I believe this is a social experiment of sorts being conducted on the most vulnerable members of our society: targeting our youth and even pitting them against their parents. It is an application of brainwashing in its most sinister and devastating form. It needs to be resisted and stopped, otherwise who’s to say where it will take us next?

Perhaps the Anti-christ?

Don’t laugh! This breed of social brainwashing worked for every politician and dictator in recorded history. Think of the Caesar worship of Rome, the Emperor worship of China and Japan, Hitler, Stalin, Lennon, the Kennedys, the Clintons. Getting people to mindlessly fawn over a pint-sized celebrity may seem like nothing to us adults, other than totally laughable. However, it programs our children to act in an unthinking manner that will have life-long consequences affecting them unconsciously in adulthood. If you teach a child from an early enough age to unquestioningly believe that 2 + 2 = 5, they will grow up believing it regardless of whether people insist they are wrong. I am not suggesting that Justin Bieber is a dictator. What I am asserting is that the media has successfully made an astounding number of people believe that Justin Bieber is beyond reproach and that anyone who doesn’t like him are “haters” who deserve death threats. This is powerful as it can, and will be used in the future to shape and manipulate the politics of a grown-up Bieber fan base who will neither realize, nor recognize what has been done to them psychologically.

The Shaved Bieber Add-on is far more valuable than you might realize. You are empowering every concerned parent to take back the control of their computers from external intruders. I encourage you to go beyond browsers and include add-ons for Internet Security software (Symantec-Nortons, PC Tools, AVG, Spy-Bot Search and Destroy, etc.) since they can be pass-word protected to prevent any attempts to bypass restrictions.

I applaud you, and wish you the very best! Thank you for Shaved Bieber!

The Historian added these pithy words on Jun 09 10 at 10:21 pm

Here’s a link to ponder, too:

http://www.forbisthemighty.com/acidlogic/justin_bieber.html

The Historian added these pithy words on Jun 09 10 at 10:46 pm

Dude.
I
FUCKING
LOVE YOU.²

WOW just WOW added these pithy words on Jun 12 10 at 9:41 pm

Bieber-geddon?

Alex added these pithy words on Jun 13 10 at 2:50 am

The fans are worse than the fuckin “artist”
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Yup. They’re the problem although if he’d off himself they’d evaporate. That haircut makes me want to mail-order an AK-47 from Kazakhstan.

Alex added these pithy words on Jun 13 10 at 2:54 am

Yeh, that’s it, we’re bitter because we ENVY him! Fucktard. No, I don’t envy anyone who has ten million psychotic 14 year-old Bieber-whores following his every move. Frightening.

Alex added these pithy words on Jun 13 10 at 2:56 am

Any chance of making a program that blocks the shaved bieber haters?

Also before anyone else says this… This program is epicness in a epic form.

Mr. X added these pithy words on Jun 13 10 at 2:09 pm

I’ll just put this here…

http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/justin_bieber

Nathan R added these pithy words on Jun 16 10 at 12:11 pm

God, these people, going on and on defending this overrated little prick. He’s like a Disney version of Chucky. In fact, I’d take Chucky over him any day.

Nice site, by the way. I’m glad I found it.

polythene.pam added these pithy words on Jun 18 10 at 10:48 pm

lolacust

trevor added these pithy words on Jul 02 10 at 3:52 pm

Bieber – beaver,
Bieber – beaver,
Bieber – beaver…
Ah-ha! At last, I’ve got it Smithers! That annoying little love-child of Satan is wearing a fluffy fur hat!

Roy added these pithy words on Jul 04 10 at 4:37 pm

wow so now you’re hitler? sorry but blocking beiber’s girly face and annoying voice isn’t on par with killing 6 million jews. what a dumb bitch. lol

Jason added these pithy words on Jul 10 10 at 12:26 am

Justin Bieber is quite talented at a very young age, he sings good too “;;

Canister Set added these pithy words on Dec 02 10 at 2:50 am

Wow. You would think by some people’s reaction that it was the end of the world! I’d would rather it was just the end of his career. Please Greg, by all that is holy, make an iTunes version of the Bieber Shaver!

Archie added these pithy words on Dec 15 10 at 9:37 am

Your My Idol !!!

Lewis added these pithy words on Apr 11 11 at 9:15 am

INCOMING LINKS

  1. You Know Who Else Didn’t Like Canadian Boy Toys? :: Agent Bedhead
  2. Bieber-blocking app triggers threats against creator : justin bieber clumb
  3. Shaved Bieberファンからのお便り | 東京 F.A.T.
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