Fuck Apple

In the midst of Fucking Google all week long, my new computer finally arrived (took them a month to ship it – fuck that!). It occurred to me that I should share some of the lust that we’ve been slathering on The Goog with her prettier older sister, Apple, who, as we all know, has more bangin’ hardware. Anyways, what follows is a very special unboxing, screencast and screencaptured live for your viewing pleasure.

BTW, if you’re in Berlin at Transmediale checking out the FUCK GOOGLE installation, look for this video right above the G-Hole (pictured below):
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COMMENTS

Hey guys, I’m trying to click “Flag this broadcast as inappropriate” on the video at the top but it doesn’t work!

;-)

ben added these pithy words on Feb 03 10 at 11:00 am

We’re comfortable with our man on machine loving on this site

Randy added these pithy words on Feb 03 10 at 1:36 pm

I think my floppy just turned into a hard drive.

coxy added these pithy words on Feb 03 10 at 1:47 pm

That was the funniest damn thing I’ve seen all week, awesome man, just awesome.

chickenplucker added these pithy words on Feb 05 10 at 9:32 pm

apple fanboys really are gay..

lol added these pithy words on Apr 25 10 at 8:42 am

but why the yellow “o”?

- added these pithy words on May 06 10 at 2:49 am

This is great, you can do a 27 inches with your 1, but could you stick an iPad in your ass???

Brownies added these pithy words on May 16 10 at 10:22 am

He’ll never have a girl friend, but that’s ok that he’s gay. Most mac uers are…

wooosh2 added these pithy words on Jul 11 10 at 3:51 am

Apple raped the poor guy when he was a kid.

crapple added these pithy words on Aug 04 10 at 1:46 pm

Ha ha ha. HA HA HA. You are so funny and original. HA HA HA. *yawn* Ha ha ha.

crapple added these pithy words on Sep 28 10 at 8:27 am

So… you’re retarded?

Lance added these pithy words on Oct 06 10 at 8:24 pm

Apple products suck and are overpriced.

http://bit.ly/dI3hcF

Hank added these pithy words on Jan 23 11 at 8:57 pm

I am so looking forward to smashing my iMac as soon as I’m done with this project! I will publish!

fuck apple added these pithy words on Oct 29 11 at 12:01 am

INCOMING LINKS

  1. Webcrumbs February 9th | Blogonandon
  2. Man Humping His iMac! [VIDEO] | TechXav
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