500 Twitter Zombie Followers in 3 Steps

by Über $ocial Media Expert Dr. TBX

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New to Twitter? No one cares about your farts and your profile looks whack because you have Zero followers? Let me help you to gain 500 twitter followers in one day.

Ever heard about the “special” autofollow option on twitter? Some people have it activated, which means if you follow them, they follow you back automatically.

  • Step 1: Follow everyone that @autofollowbacks is following (this’ll take you ~500 clicks)
  • Step 2: Wait for one day, because Twitter slows down this process (on purpose?)
  • Step 3: Unfollow all of ‘em – here we go – Suddenly your Twitter profile looks super popular and EVERY “Social Media Expert” will be impressed by your crazy marketing skills!!!!

COMMENTS

Cool story, bro.

Chris Poole added these pithy words on Apr 18 09 at 6:42 pm

cash money

jamie dubs added these pithy words on Apr 18 09 at 7:35 pm

It seems that if you type in “social media expert” into twitter, you’ll get at least 2 followers:
http://twitter.com/samuel/statuses/1555320646

samuel added these pithy words on Apr 18 09 at 10:26 pm

or jsut follow @etsy. anyone on etsy will then follow you like a shadow hawkin stuff

orangetiki added these pithy words on Apr 18 09 at 10:35 pm

@adamcoomes @FirstDigg @bywave and @syafiza auto follow you if you tweet “social media expert”

samuel added these pithy words on Apr 18 09 at 10:47 pm

@samuel interesting. seems like there is much more scripting going on on twitter as we may think.

tbx added these pithy words on Apr 18 09 at 10:58 pm

quantity vs quality ftl.

samuel added these pithy words on Apr 18 09 at 11:09 pm

@lds_music and @lds_study autofollow if you tweet lds or mormon.

samuel added these pithy words on Apr 19 09 at 3:35 am

Twitter zombies boosted me by 400 followers in 24 hours! Thanks Social Media Expert Dr. TBX

jamie dubs added these pithy words on Apr 19 09 at 11:07 am

Enter POWERLEVELER, a ruby script to automate Tobi’s hack… start a brand new twitter account and make your farts look famous instantly:

http://github.com/jamiew/powerleveler/

jamie dubs added these pithy words on Apr 19 09 at 11:11 am

@jamiedubs muahaha you rock :D

tbx added these pithy words on Apr 19 09 at 1:25 pm

…and don’t forget:

@GetFollowed
@OneMoreFollower
@AFollowerForYou
@TheNextFollower
@NeedAFollower
@Followers_R_Us
@GainAFollowing
@AnotherFollower
@IWillFollowYou
@TwitterFollower

dgl added these pithy words on Apr 19 09 at 1:54 pm

@dgl wow thats sad.

samuel added these pithy words on Apr 19 09 at 6:04 pm

http://twittercounter.com/samuel/week

it looks like I’m inflating my count but I swear :)

samuel added these pithy words on Apr 20 09 at 1:39 am

TIME TO GET INTERNET FAMOUS

trolomatic added these pithy words on Apr 20 09 at 3:57 pm

ez-autofollow 2.0:
1. GOTO: http://twitter.com/autofollowbacks/friends
2. Execute the following in the address bar:
javascript:alert($('.follow-button').click());
3. Click next. Repeat 20x

jamie dubs added these pithy words on Apr 20 09 at 8:00 pm

javascript:alert($('.follow-button').click()); works nicely

samuel added these pithy words on Apr 20 09 at 8:47 pm

who’s got the java for fast removal?

trolomatic added these pithy words on Apr 21 09 at 10:50 am

wait! i got it

javascript:alert($(‘.remove-button’).click()); hahahaha

trolomatic added these pithy words on Apr 21 09 at 10:52 am

I think my math is right, but we’ll see.

Yesterday I followed from my other twitter account the 460 from @autofollowback and I have 333 followers at the moment.

So I did the mass unfollow of those who followed me, and I’m following 344 people at the moment.

This means that only 116 of the people who I followed followed me back. Two-hundred seventeen of them followed me with out me even following them…

Perhaps many users auto follow the people who follow some other person??

65% of my followers I didn’t follow initally.

samuel added these pithy words on Apr 21 09 at 6:10 pm

I gots a shout out from an autofollower:

http://twitter.com/Ramona_Werst/statuses/1574571260
Nice to meet my new Twitter Friends @GavinLively @fffffat @samlehman @RatedGRomance @younglogan @BraveLad @nshay

samuel added these pithy words on Apr 21 09 at 8:49 pm

they should group all this commands into a single @autoherpes function.

Geraldine Juarez added these pithy words on Apr 22 09 at 10:53 pm

some people left me

trolomatic added these pithy words on Apr 23 09 at 12:09 pm

These aren’t autofolloweres, but they’re spamming the same tweet for the “follow friday” hash tag thing:
http://twitter.com/TranceW
http://twitter.com/Thony70
http://twitter.com/williamstodd
http://twitter.com/SnuggieShane
http://twitter.com/NicholasWelsh

They use the word “OSM” and my twhirl picks up that keyword cause I have it search for stuff about Open Street Map.
http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23followfriday+osm
:(

samuel added these pithy words on Apr 24 09 at 2:22 am

http://twitter.com/Shaylaaaaa

shaylaa added these pithy words on May 03 09 at 5:50 am

It looks to me like you’ve just got a CSS problem, not a javascript problem. Adding:.textwidget{background: #FFFFFF;}to your stylesheet should give you the white background, but if you want it to look exactly like the other widgets, (with rouned corners and same fonts) you’ll need to make sure the textwidget class has the same css as sidebar ul.If you need a better explanation or just want me to fix it for you fill free to email me.

rvtwt added these pithy words on Aug 04 09 at 2:20 am

followback ~> http://www.twitter.com/teemexis

@teemexis added these pithy words on Aug 25 09 at 8:01 am

https://twitter.com/imoveiscenter

http://www.imoveiscenter.com.br/
Anuncie no mais completo listão de imóveis. Encontre o imóvel que você procura e deixe outros encontrarem o seu. Compra, venda e aluguel é aqui na IC.

Roger W. Barros added these pithy words on Aug 28 09 at 1:04 am

Follow me for 5 free follower’s
http://www.twitter.com/CoopFx

Coop added these pithy words on Oct 15 09 at 11:21 pm

follow me for 10 free followers and a bong rip :) lol
http://www.twitter.com/howtogrowbud

howtogrowbud added these pithy words on Nov 24 09 at 9:47 pm

Quer um convite para o novo orkut? Então acesse http://Lojaturbo.co.cc !!! :)

Lojaturbo.co.c added these pithy words on Dec 11 09 at 9:39 pm

follow @iwebmaster, giving $2 for every follow….

iwebmaster added these pithy words on Jan 21 10 at 1:06 pm

@ridpath follow +++

Mike added these pithy words on Mar 09 10 at 6:39 am

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