Mumble Camâ„¢ The World’s First FIRST-PERSON-FLAVOURâ„¢ Cam Thing 4 iPhone

Not afraid to put filthy objects in your mouth for extended periods of time? Good. Neither am I.  Mumble Camâ„¢ allows for you to capture life’s amazing moments with all that FIRST PERSON FLAVOURâ„¢ you’ve always wanted.  i’m lovin’ itâ„¢

The flavor is all collected using Appleâ„¢’s patented rubberized white iPhone charger cord.  The semi matte texture is optimal for collecting things like skin cells, blood, pubic hair, sriracha and lil bits of weed.  Activated by your natural saliva these materials combine to create a sensory explosion in your mouth. i’m def lovin itâ„¢

Use Mumble Camâ„¢ for all of your favorite activities:

-illegal graffiti vandalism

-shoplifting

-hacking (whatever that is)

-pushups

-making art (lame)

-fighting with family members

 

If you own an iPhone and an iPhone™™™™™ charging cord you’re ready to schmurda that pup.  Simply follow the directions below!

dude looks like a lil smurf