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IT WAS GOOD, I’LL MISS U ALL!!!!!! 😩💦

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Posted on July 31, 2015

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let’s face it, we lost! the internet is no longer a wild frontier full of delicious possibility and now just a series of corporate websites. i love it!!!!!!!!!!!! 😜

here’s a chrome extension that lets you easily make sentences/words/whatever using the little website icons that show up on your tabs. perfect for your screenshot needs. hell yeh

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👉get it at the chrome store 👈

👉contribute to our list of sites with single letter favicons 👈

👉check it on github 👈

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Posted on June 7, 2015

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look, sometimes my life sucks and i need to answer questions like:

– DO THEY STILL LIKE ME???
– AM I GOING TO FINISH THIS BEFORE THE DEADLINE???
– WILL I BE OKAY??
– IS THIS IS A BAD LIFE DECISION??
– ETC

but i’m also very hungry & don’t have time to go on some sort of soul searching quest or meditate on it or whatever. THANKFULLY i’ve developed a 100% foolproof method so put away ur magic 8-balls!!!!!!!!!!

 

STEP 1. LOG ON TO UR FAVE PIZZA DELIVERY SITE

order pizza with your TOPPING OF CHOICE. then scroll down the SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS section. if your pizza delivery site of choice doesn’t have this find another one that does!!!

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replace “pepperoni” with “whatever topping you ordered”

 

STEP 2. PREPARE TO BE ENLIGHTENED

you have received your pizza. tip your pizza oracle kindly, and thank him for his hard work.
gather your friends or roommates or house plants and sit in a circle around the pizza box.
chant your question loudly and slowly raise the box to amp up the suspense. then, carefully, open the box………

 

STEP 3. FIND ENLIGHTENMENT

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and now u know!!!! 8^)
~~ in collaboration with charlie burlingham ~~

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Posted on May 7, 2015

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