The Aram Bartholl curated SPEED SHOW vol.1: TELE-INTERNET was a big success last Friday. “Hit an Internet-cafe, rent all computers they have and run a show on them for one night.” Art galleries had their chance, we’re moving to Internet Cafes. The openings are less pretentious, the gallery doesn’t take 50% and the internet always works. The piece I showed is linked below.

WARNING…. this page contains NSFW audio and an irresponsible amount of animated gifs that may crash your browser. If you are not technically prepared for the ensuing browser party you can view the screen capture video below.

Animated Gif Mashup – Dance Sequence #001:
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(tiny URL = http://tinyurl.com/22tn4nh)

This also marks the release of Animated Gif Mashup 2.0, which now includes audio and background image tiling! For examples of AGM2.0 in use please view the following:

- Long and Hard (NSFW audio)
- Get Out My Face (NSFW audio)
- G Thang

Make your own and leave them in the comments!!!! (TinyURL might help)

Source code is available here.

For more information on the first Speed Show go here. It was a great lineup:

- Jon Cates (US)
- Constant Dullaart (NL)
- Dragan Espenschied (DE)
- JODI (NL/BE)
- Geraldine Juarez (MX)
- Tobias Leingruber (DE)
- Olia Lialina (RU)
- Moddr (NL/AT/RU)
- Johannes P Osterhoff (DE)
- Evan Roth (US)
- Ralph Schulz (DE)
- Paul Slocom (US)

Posted by Evan Roth on Jun 14.10 to gif, speedproject   

Test your skills (no copy and pasting!):
http://asdflkjhasdflkjhasdflkjhasdflkjhasdflkjhasdflkjhasdflkjhasdflkj.com

Posted by Evan Roth on May 02.10 to speedproject   

A FAT + openFrameworks speed project!

Auto Smiley – Computer vision smiley generator from Theo Watson on Vimeo.

Auto Smiley is a computer vision application that runs in the background while you work. The software analyzes your face while you are working and if it detects a smile it sends the the ascii smiley face letters “: )” as keyboard presses to the front most application. Auto Smiley has many uses from just straight up convenience to enforcing honesty in your online communication :)

UPDATE: Windows PC Version!! Courtesy of Joey!
Grab it here.

UPDATE: for non US/UK users try this version – should work on all keyboards! AutoSmiley.app.unikeyboard.zip

Download the mac app here ( for US / UK / NL keyboards ):
AutoSmiley-001-Mac.zip

Download the mac app for QWERTZ keyboards ( thanks Peter! ):
AutoSmiley-QWERTZ.zip

The project uses openFrameworks and MPT for the smile detection – you can grab the source code here: AutoSmiley-OF-0061.zip

Posted by Theo Watson on Mar 22.10 to lol, of, open source, opensource, speedproject   

Is your Google searches missing something? Kittens perhaps? Problem solved.

Googling With Kittens!

Posted by Randy Sarafan on Feb 01.10 to fuckgoogle, google, kittens, speedproject   

View source for full story: http://evan-roth.com/all-tags.html

Posted by Evan Roth on Sep 24.09 to html, speedproject   

In a desperate moment on a monday night at Zurich airport .
Type F “Schuko” + CEE 7/16

Aram Bartholl 2009

Posted by Aram Bartholl on Sep 21.09 to AramBartholl, howto, speedproject, video   

Are you sick of the 3rd dimension? Enjoy full 2D with a FUCK 3D -pair of glasses !!! download here !

- Are you annoyed by the people and world around you?
- Do you feel sometimes dizzy walking home in the 3rd dimension?
- But you DO enjoy your 2D  – facebook/twitter/browser life much more than the dirty world out there?

F.A.T. brings to you a brand new solution!!!  Just switch your whole life to 2D. Get a pair of  FUCK 3D glasses, loose the 3rd dimension and enjoy full 2D!!!  It never has been so easy!! Life is so much better!!

Download FUCK 3D DIY-set here.

Aram Bartholl 2009 – based on First Person Shooter glasses

Posted by Aram Bartholl on Sep 04.09 to AramBartholl, DIY, fuck3d, speedproject