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Government shutdown can happen anytime, anywhere, to anyone. Are you prepared?

With the Government Shutdown Preparedness Kit (G.S.P.K.), you can be!!!1!

What does the G.S.P.K. look like I hear you asking? Simple! It looks like this:

Government Shutdown Preparedness Kit

The Government Shutdown Preparedness Kit comes with:

  • 5 Biggerish CLOSED
  • 10 Less than Biggerish CLOSED
  • 13 Less than Less than Biggerish CLOSED
  • 13 Smallish Polite!
  • 3 Bigger than Smallish Polite!

Nearly* everything you need to be prepared for a government shutdown!

With the G.S.P.K. you will be prepared on the streets:

Be prepared in the streets

 

Do you travel by public transit? No problem! With the G.S.P.K. you’ll be prepared on the metro!

Be prepared on the Metro

 

*competent government not included

 

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Posted on October 10, 2013

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Hi Kids!

Here is a great way to stay up on your math skills and entertain yourself on a hot summer day!

MATH!!!1!

Wait 30 seconds for lost tourists and…..

lulz

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Posted on July 21, 2013

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