fuckCAPTCHA, an open-source alternative to the spam prevention & evil humanization of human brain cycles for corporate pet projects. Add this to your site!

The founder of reCAPTCHA created their tool to prevent spam and help humanize OCR scanning errors, later noting that he had “unwittingly created a system that was frittering away, in ten-second increments, millions of hours of a most precious resource: human brain cycles.”

In Sept 2009, Google bought reCAPTCHA, assumingly to help with the work of their book scanning project.

So why support them when you can reaffirm your efforts of enforcing the fuck corporate culture by typing it in for every time to need to verify yourself as a non-evil human.

Includes hearing impared audio captchas!

Sample the code below:
<script type="text/javascript" src="http://fffff.at/widgets/fuckCAPTCHA/fuckCAPTCHA.js"></script><script type="text/javascript">if (FATLab_fuckCAPTCHA) {FATLab_fuckCAPTCHA.Values.Theme=’default’; FATLab_fuckCAPTCHA.Make();}</script>

code by Greg Leuch – get the code!

fuckCAPTCHA, an open-source alternative to the spam prevention &amp; evil humanization of human brain cycles for corporate pet projects. Add this to your site! The founder of reCAPTCHA created their tool to prevent spam and help humanize OCR scanning errors, later noting that he had "unwittingly created a system that was frittering away, in ten-second increments, millions of hours of a most precious resource: human brain cycles." In Sept 2009, Google bought reCAPTCHA, assumingly to help with the work of their book scanning project. So why support them when you can reaffirm your efforts of enforcing the fuck corporate culture by typing it in for every time to need to verify yourself as a non-evil human. Includes hearing impared audio captchas! if (FATLab_fuckCAPTCHA) {FATLab_fuckCAPTCHA.Values.Theme='default';FATLab_fuckCAPTCHA.Make();} Sample the code below: &lt;script type=&quot;text/javascript&quot; src=&quot;http://fffff.at/widgets/fuckCAPTCHA/fuckCAPTCHA.js&quot;&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;script type=&quot;text/javascript&quot;&gt;if (FATLab_fuckCAPTCHA) {FATLab_fuckCAPTCHA.Values.Theme='default'; FATLab_fuckCAPTCHA.Make();}&lt;/script&gt; code by Greg Leuch - get the code! if (FATLab_SpeedProject) {FATLab_SpeedProject.Values.Format='strip'; FATLab_SpeedProject.Values.TimeSpent=240; FATLab_SpeedProject.Make();} jQuery('#spg_code').css({'border':'1px solid #ccc', 'background':'#fcfcfc','padding':'8px','width':'96%','height':'80px'}).click(function() {jQuery(this).select();});

In the spirit of Aram Bartholl’s Speed Project, I’ve decided to take this to the blogs. Get your own speed project badge, quickly and easily.

Oh, and yes, this was a speed project.

In the spirit of Aram Bartholl's Speed Project, I've decided to take this to the blogs. Get your own speed project badge, quickly and easily. Speed Project Widget Generator Select how long your project took. Choose time length... 5 minutes 10 minutes 30 minutes 1 hour 4 hours 8 hours Longer than 8 hours Choose a display format: Normal BoxSmall BoxSmall Strip Generate Code! Code Preview var FATLab_Make_SpeedProject = function() { var time = jQuery('#speed_project_generator select#spg_time').val(), format = jQuery('#speed_project_generator select#spg_format').val(); var code = "\nif (FATLab_SpeedProject) {%oFATLab_SpeedProject.Values.Format='%s'; FATLab_SpeedProject.Values.TimeSpent=%t; FATLab_SpeedProject.Make();}"; if (time > 0) { code = code.replace(/\%t/, time).replace(/\%s/, format); jQuery('#spg_code').css({'text-align':'left'}).val(code.replace(/\%o/, '')); jQuery('#spg_preview').html(''+ code.replace(/\%o/, "FATLab_SpeedProject.Values.WidgetArea='spg_preview_box';") +''); } else { jQuery('#spg_code').css({'text-align':'center'}).val('Please select a time length above.'); jQuery('#spg_preview').html('Please select a time length above.'); } }; jQuery(document).ready(function() { jQuery('#speed_project_generator').css({'display':'block'}); jQuery('#spg_code').css({'border':'1px solid #ccc', 'background':'#fcfcfc','padding':'8px','width':'96%','height':'120px'}).click(function() {jQuery(this).select();}); FATLab_Make_SpeedProject(); }); Oh, and yes, this was a speed project. if (FATLab_SpeedProject) {FATLab_SpeedProject.Values.Format='strip'; FATLab_SpeedProject.Values.TimeSpent=480; FATLab_SpeedProject.Make();}