Not afraid to put filthy objects in your mouth for extended periods of time? Good. Neither am I. Mumble Cam™ allows for you to capture life’s amazing moments with all that FIRST PERSON FLAVOUR™ you’ve always wanted. i’m lovin’ it™
The flavor is all collected using Apple™’s patented rubberized white iPhone charger cord. The semi matte texture is optimal for collecting things like skin cells, blood, pubic hair, sriracha and lil bits of weed. Activated by your natural saliva these materials combine to create a sensory explosion in your mouth. i’m def lovin it™
Use Mumble Cam™ for all of your favorite activities:
-illegal graffiti vandalism
-hacking (whatever that is)
-making art (lame)
-fighting with family members
If you own an iPhone and an iPhone™™™™™ charging cord you’re ready to schmurda that pup. Simply follow the directions below!
dude looks like a lil smurf
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