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The USB ports on my computer are treated with respect. However sometimes I am in a hurry and do not have the time to properly “eject”. I feel very bad for my computer because I know it’s not voicing how it actually feels every time I insert or “eject”.

Every time you insert or “eject” any USB device your computer makes a sexual moan. The noise could be a woman’s moan, a dog bark who knows, a scream, no matter what it is shit would be ill.

People should have more expressive experiences with their comps (companions-computer).

I aint a programmer.  is this a difficult task?  am i a sicko?

Posted on January 23, 2012



  1. Mr.Q.Marx says:

    Not difficult. Save audio (I’d sample from porn) and open up sounds prefences in personalisation. Them on sounds scroll down the list to Device Connect. Load in the ‘In’ sound. Device Dissconnect (one down) load in the ‘Out’ sound.

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