How to Hack your way into a Hacking Convention (summerc0n)

I WANTED IN BUT IT WAS SOLD OUT AND WHAT WAS I GUNNA DO?  HUH? WHAT?  I WUZNT GUNNA SIT OUTSIDE AND ASK SUM1 FOR A GODDAMN HOOKUP.  NAW THAT’S NOT HOW I WAS RAISED HERE AT FAT.  THERES A REASON WHY THE FIRST WORD IN “FAT” IS “FREE”.  SUMTIMEZ ITS FOR GIVIN FREE SHIT OUT SOMETIMES ITS FER TAKIN FREE SHIT.  CLEARLY THEY MADE THE MONEY THEY WANTED I JUST NEEDED SOME INFO ON INFOSEC KNOWUTIMSAYN?

I want to give a big shout out to Adobe Photoshop and Pottery Barn.  Without you guys I would have not been able to go to Summerc0n this year.  Love you guys.

needed the logo

needed to rework it a lil

needed to holler at my boy Pottery Barn Gift Card (thanks breh)

Then the homie Adobee FOto Shotp came through again

Had to hit it with that Olfa knowutimsayn

threw a lanyard on that bitch

then learned me a whole lot of infosec info i did not understand (sortadid)