Government Shutdown Preparedness Kit (G.S.P.K.)

Government shutdown can happen anytime, anywhere, to anyone. Are you prepared?

With the Government Shutdown Preparedness Kit (G.S.P.K.), you can be!!!1!

What does the G.S.P.K. look like I hear you asking? Simple! It looks like this:

The Government Shutdown Preparedness Kit comes with:

• 5 Biggerish CLOSED
• 10 Less than Biggerish CLOSED
• 13 Less than Less than Biggerish CLOSED
• 13 Smallish Polite!
• 3 Bigger than Smallish Polite!

Nearly* everything you need to be prepared for a government shutdown!

With the G.S.P.K. you will be prepared on the streets:

Do you travel by public transit? No problem! With the G.S.P.K. you’ll be prepared on the metro!

*competent government not included