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Not afraid to put filthy objects in your mouth for extended periods of time? Good. Neither am I.  Mumble Cam™ allows for you to capture life’s amazing moments with all that FIRST PERSON FLAVOUR™ you’ve always wanted.  i’m lovin’ it™

The flavor is all collected using Apple™’s patented rubberized white iPhone charger cord.  The semi matte texture is optimal for collecting things like skin cells, blood, pubic hair, sriracha and lil bits of weed.  Activated by your natural saliva these materials combine to create a sensory explosion in your mouth. i’m def lovin it™

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Use Mumble Cam™ for all of your favorite activities:

-illegal graffiti vandalism

-shoplifting

-hacking (whatever that is)

-pushups

-making art (lame)

-fighting with family members

 

If you own an iPhone and an iPhone™™™™™ charging cord you’re ready to schmurda that pup.  Simply follow the directions below!

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Posted on September 21, 2014

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I WANTED IN BUT IT WAS SOLD OUT AND WHAT WAS I GUNNA DO?  HUH? WHAT?  I WUZNT GUNNA SIT OUTSIDE AND ASK SUM1 FOR A GODDAMN HOOKUP.  NAW THAT’S NOT HOW I WAS RAISED HERE AT FAT.  THERES A REASON WHY THE FIRST WORD IN “FAT” IS “FREE”.  SUMTIMEZ ITS FOR GIVIN FREE SHIT OUT SOMETIMES ITS FER TAKIN FREE SHIT.  CLEARLY THEY MADE THE MONEY THEY WANTED I JUST NEEDED SOME INFO ON INFOSEC KNOWUTIMSAYN?

I want to give a big shout out to Adobe Photoshop and Pottery Barn.  Without you guys I would have not been able to go to Summerc0n this year.  Love you guys.

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needed the logo

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needed to rework it a lil

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needed to holler at my boy Pottery Barn Gift Card (thanks breh)

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Then the homie Adobee FOto Shotp came through again

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Had to hit it with that Olfa knowutimsayn

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threw a lanyard on that bitch

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then learned me a whole lot of infosec info i did not understand (sortadid)

 

 

Posted on June 8, 2013

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Now why the fuck would I wait to get Google Glass?  What good is a technology that alienates and belittles people?  Don’t be scared this is APPLE EYES homie.

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Posted on February 20, 2013

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Recently I’ve decided to explore where my graffiti can live within the matrix. I’ve always loved video games and building things so here we are.  The future of graffiti for me will be in the form of black hat tactics.

MINECRAFT offers me a way to connect with my untainted inner youth and create expressions of criminal activity without the police punching me in the head or rival graffiti writers shooting at me. During the construction of this “KA” throw-up, I experienced extreme moments of vertigo when accidentally falling off the top of the letters. I have an incredible ability to truly feel the experience within video games which makes me sweat and scream while playing in first person.  Also peep the fame tokens.

http://www.12ozprophet.com/news/katsu-gets-up-in-the-virtual-world-of-minecraft

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Posted on February 20, 2013

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